S01E01 - “Pilot”

Boy Meets World-5x17 “And Then There Was Shawn”

hearmysoul:

Jack: Don’t tell me how I’m feeling, ok? I’m his son, too.
Shawn: Are you? When you were a little kid, did you sit next to him while he watched T.V all night long, hoping that he’d say something to you? Did you ever once clean up after him when he came home drunk? And when he didn’t come home at all, did you lay in bed thinking it was something you did that drove him away? And when he was gone, did you walk around and make believe that everything was ok when inside it was tearing you apart? Did you?
Jack: No…No, I didn’t get to do any of those things. See, I knew I had a father and he was gone for me my whole life.

Shawn: I’m real screwed up, Dad. It’s like I’m watching myself do these things that I hate, and I can’t stop them…Why couldn’t you just stick around? 

Cory: “I’m your wife, Nimrod!” Do you know what it’s like to have that voice inside your head, all day long? It’s no wonder I turn to him.
Topanga: Oh, fine. Look at him side with Shawn, his LOVAH!
Cory: Oh, very tasteful, Honey. Did you hear that, Shawn?
Topanga: Shawn. His lovah!
Shawn: Shut up…Yoko!

Eric: Everything I know is in the manifesto. Read it Jack.
Cory: Eric, that thing is like, 3,000 pages long.
Jack: Nope, 3,000 blank pages. Only the first one has writing on it.
Topanga: What does it say?
Jack: Well, “Lose one friend. Lose all friends. Lose yourself.”

hearmysoul:

Kenny: Hey Topanga…Can I borrow your big pencil?
Shawn: They’re not divorced, Kenny, it’s just a trial separation, don’t think I don’t know what “borrow a pencil,” means, ok? Nobody…NOBODY’s borrowed more pencils than Shawn Hunter!

nadooney:

Topanga: Give me your hand.
Cory: Why?
Topanga: I want to see if our energies converge.
Shawn: o0o0o0oh.
Topanga: He’s vibrationally acceptable.
Cory: Thanks.